Jack Moir, a primary student(whatever that means)was bitten on the leg and ankle by either a Bronze Whaler or Bull Shark on Tuesday while surfing off Shelly Beach in New South Wales, Australia. After four hours of surgery and 100 stitches, he is expected to recover with full leg function.

Read about it.

A Primary Student

What is more dangerous than a beach in New South Wales?

• Condomless sex with a Haitian prostitute?
• Eating at McDonalds?
• Driving while black?
• Threatening a member of the Bush Administration?
• "Goatseing?"

yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes

But how about making a phone call in Russia?

The New Telemarketer-free Russian phone system: Vodka, Gogol, The Kalashnikov rifle, and now the Shark Phone...the next great thing to come out of Russia.
Read more about the phone.
Thanks to Cutty the Serbian Shark for "ringing me up" on the shark phone.

So Tu Robice,

--Sharky

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