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Up Your Little Cabin Boy Ass Melville! You Wanna Hunt Whales? Do it Like the Indonesians.
Far be it for us at The Chum Slick to ever condone Whale slaughter, but if you're going to do it, do it right. Here are some Indonesian villagers that show the Japanese that they don't need a modernized industrial fleet of floating toxic waste keel-hauling up and down pristine and protected Antarctic waters to take down some leviathans. These dudes can take down a 75-foot Sperm Whale down almost with their bare hands. Look:

And Look:

And the Bloody Action Never Stops:

Until Six Hours Later:

To read more about these masculine acts of tribal depravity
go here -- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=465987&in_page_id=1811
Happy Fourth of July Everyone! And let those pictures inspire you--There is Still Some Colonization Left to Be Done!
Come on colonializers get colonizing,
--El Tiburon
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