...only 99.99999999%.

Bo Derek should change her middle name to Milf.

Despite publicly supporting Herbert Walker Bush for president in 1988 and 1992 and H.W.'s frightening ass spawn George W. Bush in 2000 and 2004, Bo Derek is not a total bitch. (Although she supports cross dressing uber-fascist-with-mob-ties Rudy Giuliani in 2008.) She is an outspoken friend of the animals and speaks out against killing wild animals for fun and profit. She recently appeared on video shaming China, the United States, and those who would kill Sharks for Shark Fin soup.

Watch the video.

Bo Derek is a Horse breeder and it is believed her close contact with Horses is what stoked the flames of her animal activism:

Although logic makes it fairly difficult to reconcile animal activism with her espoused right wing reactionary republican politics, photographic evidence proves otherwise...

...Bo Derek clearly loves animals:

Alright, she is a shitty actress, Bolero and Tarzan the Ape Man may be two of the worst films ever, and maybe she fucked super-douche White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolton, but she was and is extremely attractive and she CLEARLY LOVES THE HELL OUT OF ANIMALS SO...

Big Ups to Bo Derek!

Both Claspers for Bo Derek,

--Sharky

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