Dirty Japanese Businessmen Harass 18-year-old Hayden Panettierre.

A group of 30 protesting surfers, who are probably better looking than you--including Heroes star Hayden Panettierre, Australian actor Isabel Lucas, professional surfer/model Karina Petroni, author Peter Heller, surfer Dave "Rasta" Rastovich and his wife and mermaid model Hannah Fraser--paddled out to the Dolphin, Porpoise, and Whale slaughtering area at Taiji, Japan last Sunday to to honor and draw attention to the more than 25,000 Dolphins killed in Japan each year.

Here Japanese Whalers poke at attractive Western celebrities with a stick.

They got within a few feet of the killing area before crazed and probably speed-fueled Japanese fishermen drove the celebs off with their boat propellers and sharp boat hooks. The celebs were then interrogated and harassed by Japanese police who threatened to take away their passports.

Panettierre and the other celebs were forced to flee Japan for fear of further harassment. Japan officially sees any attempt to change their policy of Whale and Dolphin killing as a personal attack on the Japanese people and culture. Can you say Nationalism?

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The official Japanese fishery position is that Dolphins are just another fish to be harvested and used for food. As any second-grader will tell you, Dolphins are mammals and not fish.

That's right, Rastovich is married to a mermaid!

Don't worry America, all your celebrities, models, and hottest professional surfers made it back home safely, unfortunately all the Dolphins were hacked apart, slowly bled to death, and their mercury-laden meat was served to underprivileged Japanese schoolchildren.

Read more about how Japan feeds its children poison.

Remember, Cultural Relativity is for babies,

--El Tiburon

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