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The Boston Big Game Fishing Club is a Fucking Joke.
Steven James, the president of the Boston Big Game Fishing Club and the guy behind the beloved Oak Bluffs Monster Shark Fishing Tournament, is weeping into his Amstel Light. The Oak Bluff board of selectmen voted on Tuesday to deny a liquor license to any Shark tournament. This will really hurt the attendance of the summer Shark wasting festival because sport fishermen and fishing aficionados tend to be big stinking drunks. Steve James has threatened legal action and has called the ruling of the board of selectmen "discrimination."
DISCRIMINATION HE SAYS!
Since Steven James is the one that dropped the word so let's present him with one of our patented glib pictorials:




Steven James is alleging discrimination because local firemen are always granted a liquor license for their fund raisers. Let's see, fire fighters vs. rich, fat, drunk sport fishermen...There is discrimination and then their is a legitimate issue of educated preference. Firemen are simply mathematically more deserving than you James...sorry. Oh, and to those of you that are going to take offense to us throwing up lynching pictures with Shark fishing pictures...blame Steven James. He's the one that cried discrimination and got the hyperbole ball rolling.
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--Sharky
technorati tags: Sharks, Shark fishing, Oak Bluffs Monster Shark Tournament, Massachusetts, sport+fishing, mathematics, firemen, firefighting, alcoholism, Martha's Vineyard, Tiger Sharks, racism, lynching
12 comments
And as far as you bitching like a litle bitch about a liquor license not being granted- who cares?? There are plenty of liquor stores and bars with as much booze as anyone would want to drink, and I personally will be fishing this tournament for the first time this year, with a boat load of booze, looking to kill the biggest shark that I can, with an ear to ear smile on my face.
Hey Fred, look up the word satire while you are reaching for your next cold one, on second thought, buy a fucking dictionary meathead. Hope you have fun out on the briny blue, catching nothing but vitriolic blabbering swill from the rest of the misogynists you suckered into sharing the boat fees.
May some raging cockacidal Pirates felch your sluice hole, keel haul your tattered natty bits & make a prison stretch in Chino look like a ballet class.
Drink up me hearties !
This is you isn't it?
PARIS - A 28-year-old New Hampshire man has sued two Massachusetts men and a Fryeburg campground after he was seriously injured by a water balloon in 2007.
Eric A. Nelson of Manchester, N.H., is accusing Jonathan D. Buell and Frederick J. Lavitman of Framingham, Mass., with negligence. He also charges Fiddlehead Campground with breach of contract and breach of duty.
Attorney Malcolm Lyons, representing Nelson, said Lavitman provided a three-man slingshot to Buell, who fired it. Lyons said the campground "advertised that guests can 'avoid rowdy groups canoeing on the river' by staying at the campground, where campers agree to standard campground groups that 'help control noise and unruly behavior.'"
Lyons said a campground contract implied that it would provide protection from unruly behavior, and that it breached the contract by letting Buell and Lavitman possess the slingshot and fire water balloons at campers and people on the Saco River.
In the incident on Aug. 12, 2007, Nelson was struck in the eye by a balloon that had been fired from 67 feet away. He suffered a broken ocular bone and lacerations to the face and was later flown to the Massachusetts Eye and Ear Infirmary in Boston.
Police confiscated two water balloon slings, a compressed air water balloon cannon, and water balloon remnants.
Buell, now 29, was initially charged with elevated aggravated assault, but the charge was reduced to reckless conduct. The District Attorney's Office dropped the charge in January of 2008 due to lack of evidence.
Lavitman, 26 at the time of the incident, was also arrested after the incident and charged with aggravated reckless conduct; however, the District Attorney's Office declined to prosecute the case.
Lyons said Nelson incurred physical injury, permanent impairment, severe emotional distress, past and future medical bills, lost earnings, and lost enjoyment of life. He is asking for judgment against the two men and the campground in a reasonable amount with interest and costs.
Chief Phil Weymouth of the Fryeburg Police Department said enforcement on the Saco River is a difficult task, because it is 17 miles long and has thousands of people on it during peak summer periods. He said the department is sometimes assisted by the Oxford County Sheriff's Office, Maine State Police, or Maine Warden Service.
In addition, the nonprofit Saco River Recreational Council aims to protect the river and educate people who use it. It is made up of local businesses and residents, as well as the Appalachian Mountain Club and states of Maine and New Hampshire. Weymouth credited Eric Root, owner of Fiddlehead Campgrounds, with working toward improving conditions on the river.
"He's probably been the one that's spearheading this whole thing," Weymouth said. "He's the one who the minute I got here he came through the door and said 'What are we going to do about the river?'"
Weymouth said the groups were approaching the selectmen Thursday night to ask them to let the Recreational Council run the Canal Bridge parking area, the last one on the river not under their control. He said fees collected at the site would go toward river enforcement, and that the group has committed to providing $18,300 a year for the next three years to bolster the Police Department's $10,000 budget for river enforcement.
Weymouth said he will also ask the selectmen to lift a ban put in place last year preventing municipal police officers from providing outside details to campgrounds. He said he plans to put more officers in place at the parking areas to increase enforcement against underage drinking, liquor violations and other issues.
"We have put together a very aggressive plan for the river this summer," he said.
Root confirmed that he is working with the Police Department and Recreational Council to address problems on the river, but declined comment on the lawsuit.
"We're working with the chief to make this a safer experience," he said.
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You are a douche.
--Sharky
Yes that is me, Is this you?? "the creepy guy who googles peoples names to try to defamate them online". What an ass you are. Tell you what, since I can see that you are as emotionally fragile as a 12 year old girl that just got her first period, I'll boost your advertising a bit- Evey blue shark that I catch and release in the tournament will have this website's name carved into its back-maybe this kind gesture on my part will help boost the people browsing this site- Be sure to thank me when you google me and find my address you kid touching maggot.
You actually "defamated" (defecated?) yourself when you chose to leave your full name on your comment. Which is pretty typical of a massive tool such as yourself. Anyone could've Googled your name and come up with the same information. It's called public record, dipshit.
Go get yourself wasted and gear up for another tournament. While you're there, look up the proper past tense of "defame."
Fred you have even surpassed me as the lowest filter feeding, shit wallowing animal on the planet. At least I have an excuse, I am a Clam and have no legs, but you choose to wallow in the mire. Imagine that a grown man would find solace (sorry, but you will have to buy that dictionary we talked about earlier) and self effacing pleasure carving the vitriolic swill bellowed by your flatulent shipmates on the backs of a beautiful creature. May the Sirens rise from the deep and expurgate your very essence from the briny blue.
Drink Up Me Hearties ...
and may you significantly raise the chances of finding yourself attached to the business end of a gaff or the tip of one of your fellow pirates diseased insufficient excuses for erectile tissue in the process.
Dysfunctionally Yours
One Big Ass 'Fuck You' Clam
PS learn some basic Boolean Logic, meathead, a cornucopia of information awaits you, if you could just manage to get your fat gnarled twisted fingers to hit only one key at a time.
Although you have been mocked in previous posts and comments, I felt like adding my own mockery. If we were still in the Elizabethan period, I would bite my thumb at you! Since this isn't the Elizabethan time period, I will make an insulting comment by saying that you're sounding pretty desperate to make Sharky angry. You're so concerned about your ego and the fact that you're actions that are a disgrace to the human race are being threatened, that you have lowered your morale even more by saying that you will inflict damage on a animal in the form of writing this website's name on it! In response to your comments about Sharky, I suggest that you re-read them. Most people, when they feel cornered, may make comments that mirror what they are themselves. As a last resort, you had to claim that Sharky is "emotionally fragile", even though the real emotionally fragile person may be you. You are, by the way, a drunk, so that means that you are so emotionally fragile that every time you want to kill something, you have to look to your friend, liquor, to please yourself. For a joke, I will tell you that Sharky doesn't touch kids because he doesn't have hands, but fins, and is currently trying hard to get an education and a career, so he wouldn't have time! Also, unless you're a drill instructor, you don't call people maggots.
I am sure you don't know what Sharky was trying to say in his post regarding the images of discrimination. If you look at each of the pictures, both people and sharks are hanging from ropes, which suggests that sharks are 'the ones being discriminated against.'
Use your brain. It's there for the purpose of thinking, and I suggest you start thinking, because you may just realize how much of a ignorant fool you are.
By the way, Sharky, you should claim why Fred is a douche, not just say it. Maybe Fred will realize something... or maybe not.
1. If you don't want anyone to Google your name for fun, do not flame a blog with ignorant and spiteful dribble and then use your read name! Really?
2. If you carve anything into the back of tournament fish you will likely piss off the 90% of the fishermen that don't want any negative publicity, 50% of which are probably a little less alcoholic than you. That is what we want, fishermen to start policing themselves. Maybe the others will teach you a well deserved lesson.
I'm the creepy one?
--Sharky
May the Wreckers luring embers lure you onto the sweet Sirens serenading rocks!
--Sharky
