This 14.5-foot, 847-pound Tiger Shark was caught off Challenger Banks in Bermuda, not too far from where he who channels Sharky injured his foot while snorkeling last Sunday. We regret that this Shark was killed to make Shark hash--a most foul Bermudian concoction, but we do think it was funny that he who channels Sharky bled for over a half hour in this Shark's territorial back yard. While we love to revel in Shark incidents, we would like to submit he who channels Sharky's injury and escape as scientific evidence that Sharks really don't want to eat people...or maybe it is just that he who channels Sharky has all the Shark karma in the world. Oh well, they say Cthulhu watches over heretics and fools.

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And here is some other local Bermudian wildlife he who channels Sharky was fortunate enough to capture digitally:
This was found in a strange and greasy bit of foliage just outside of he who channels Sharky's cabana. We think it is Anolis leachii the Barbados Anole, known in Bermuda as the Warwick Lizard.

And here we have what is known in Bermuda as a Road Toad, or more properly a scooter-squashed and sunbaked Bufo marinus otherwise known as the Giant Toad.

We would like to extend all our thanks to our friends and honorable enemies who have extended their best wishes or at least congratulations on he who channels Sharky's awesome wound.

--Sharky

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