This is how it starts.

The Monterey Bay Aquarium has put a White Shark on display. This is their fourth.

The 4-foot, 55.5-pound female juvenile was transferred from a holding pen off Malibu, where it was trapped on August 16th. The aquarium claims that there are "major renovations" being made to their Outer Bay Exhibit so that this will be the last White Shark put on display until 2011. The Chum Slick has learned from a private and unnamed source that these "major renovations" are code for a secret Great White Shark breeding program. Observe:

What will be the final result of these unnatural experiments?

Someone please, kill it with fire!

--Sharky

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