Yeah, yeah, we know the University of Florida released their 2008 Shark Jam stats today, but aren't you guys bored of that shit yet?

This week, a 50-something year old businessman was stabbed in the leg by a Marlin bill after he wrestled the fish from the ocean off the Northland coast of New Zealand. Want to hear the punchline? He was a hemophiliac! Ooops...but he survived. Sorry to say that the Marlin didn't. Want to hear the second punchline? This was the second fisher"man" who slipped and fell on a Marlin bill in New Zealand in one week. That guy recovered too. *sigh* Like Sharks, Marlin and other Billfish are top predators and are hunted by often rich men with always small penises for sport. Even more so than Sharks, Marlin are stuffed and hung in these inadequate sports"men"'s dens and wood-paneled basement bars. Is it a coincidence that the most prized sport fish has the longest and most phallic nose? We don't think so. Sport fisher"men" are sad aren't they?

Thanks to the Kiwi Mafia for the lead.

--Sharky

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