Our favorite Australian Rupert Murdoch-owned mouthpiece The Daily Telegraph describes the picture above as a "Battle Royale." Really? It is a 16-foot Salty versus what? A 3-foot Bull Shark? Please!

What is the point of this post? He-Who-Channels-Sharky goes to court tomorrow--March 11. He is the proverbial 3-foot Bull Shark versus the 16-foot Crocodile. If you value underdogs--and we hope you do--He-Who-Channels-Sharky would really appreciate your good wishes.

--Sharky