Since today went fairly well for He-Who-Channels-Sharky and he had to get up at an ungodly early hour, we would like to lazily celebrate by not posting anything worthwhile. Awesome face paint, yes?

Oh, it has also come to our attention that Chuck Norris is calling for Texas to secede from the union, and he wants to be the first president of the independent nation of Texas.

"I may run for president of Texas."

That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

From the East Coast to the "Left Coast," America seems to be moving further and further from its founders' vision and government...Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.

[Chuck Norris's Blog]

Cell Groups? Uh...just what does it take to get "Extraordinary Renditioned" to a secret CIA torture compound, nowadays?

--Sharky