Yeah, taxes suck ass. There is nothing worse than funding public education and maintaining infrastructure...except this:

Last weekend a crazy 32-year-woman jumped into the Polar Bear enclosure at the Berlin Zoo. She swam happily with four adult Polar Bears for a few moments before they decided to weed her out of the gene pool. She survived, "BEARLY."

Watch:

Unfortunately, Knut was not involved.

Taxes, we pay them because if we didn't...we'd all be speaking German right now.

--Sharky