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Unemployed Shark
Hey Sharky, where the hell have you been?
That is a valid question. He-Who-Channels-Sharky is a busy Shark Channeler. He is in grad school AGAIN, futility trying to make ends meet with his pathetic freelancing wages, and is faced with crushing familial obligations. Most of you would attend a rally, throw a fundraiser, or at least sign a petition in his support if you truly caught a whiff of that horror. The pressure is Chinese-Bile-Bearesque.
Can any of you offer me any work, or a career opportunity, or kick open a door for me? You know my REAL QUALIFICATIONS.
--Sharky
In lieu of any of that, if anyone has any spare cash or gifts lying around, I can take them too. I can't pay my goddamn internet bill.
9 comments
Comment from: Le Requin [Member] 
This post was disappointing; I was expecting a marvelous "Happy Earth Day" and other marvelous things. Sharks need to celebrate Earth Day too! Especially the conservation part.... Anyways.... I hope you get some insights on a future career, and get some money. I was wondering where you were, since you didn't post for like a full week. I thought you were doing something concerning your schooling and employment. By the way, I made a marvelous music playlist that is named "Genocide" Yah. It includes inspirational music.. about sharks. This comment is getting long. My alternative name is Le Requin 14, by the way. ............. Happy Earth Day!
04/22/09 @ 16:06
Comment from: sharky [Member]
Abpishark: Hey I did make an Earth Day post...just way late into Earth Day. It is hard to dig up stupid pictures off the internet and then exercise my pathetic photoshooping skills while looking for a job and writing papers on the Moral Development of Children. Wut.
GG: Is this the same GG that for a year had to put up with my chain smoking, my Led Zeppelin fetish, and general insensitivity and macho affect due to being thrown into an alien environment. And by that I mean college. If so, I will freelance bite anyone you don't like for free.
--Sharky
GG: Is this the same GG that for a year had to put up with my chain smoking, my Led Zeppelin fetish, and general insensitivity and macho affect due to being thrown into an alien environment. And by that I mean college. If so, I will freelance bite anyone you don't like for free.
--Sharky
04/23/09 @ 03:42
Comment from: badfish [Member]
don't worry things will get better, but if not you can have my job, it's a shitty job(i'm a plumber), the job sux but i can pay my bills and my weed, so I am OK with it. as far as loose money laying around, my kids beat you to it. good luck with the schooling though.
04/23/09 @ 16:58
Comment from: GG [Visitor]
I don't remember your Led Zeppelin thing, but I know we went to the same college because my finances are lousy too. But that's my own fault for being an idiot and going into print journalism, the medium of the future (in 1611). Bite the bloggers! Oh wait... Anyway yes, I did have to put up with some chain smoking as well as a long argument about whether or not Casper was Richie Rich's ghost. Also, my kid thinks your blog is the best. He loves the cookie cutter shark. Actually so do I.
04/25/09 @ 00:06
Comment from: sharky [Member]
Badfish: I would love to work as a plumber. The money is pretty good and you get to actually do something that people need. How many people with desk jobs can say that. So you occasionally have to deal with people's poop...sometimes that is better than talking to them on the phone.
GG: Ha. Sorry about the Casper and Richie Rich thing...see what drugs will do? At least you can get journalism work...no one returns my calls. If your kid likes the Cookie Cutter Sharks, he should check out the Cymothoa exigua. That is pretty much my favorite. Thanks for the kind words about the blog. Oh, and congrats on the kid. Sharky has yet to spawn.
--Sharky
GG: Ha. Sorry about the Casper and Richie Rich thing...see what drugs will do? At least you can get journalism work...no one returns my calls. If your kid likes the Cookie Cutter Sharks, he should check out the Cymothoa exigua. That is pretty much my favorite. Thanks for the kind words about the blog. Oh, and congrats on the kid. Sharky has yet to spawn.
--Sharky
04/29/09 @ 00:16
Comment from: Finster Quinn [Visitor]
Oh my. grad school again. what now? bakhtin and dorothy wordsworth? pedophilia in the turn of the screw?
05/07/09 @ 14:56
Comment from: sharky [Member]
Nope, Finster.
Much Worse.
Education.
I am studying Adolescent Education.
--Sharky
Much Worse.
Education.
I am studying Adolescent Education.
--Sharky
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