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Bucky Dennis Has the Smallest Dick in the World.

Great Job, Asshole. Way to kill a pregnant endangered female.
Shark murderer Bucky Dennis has struck again. He caught and killed another large Great Hammerhead Shark off Boca Grande Pass, Florida. The last time he caught a large Great Hammerhead he "donated" it to the Mote Marine Laboratory in Saratosa, they opened it up and found 55 unborn pups inside--Nice!
Bucky tried to pawn off his newest kill to Mote, but they refused him outright:
Mote spokeswoman Nadine Slimak said, "We've declined to accept the (current) shark. We learned what we could from the last one. We never ask fishermen to collect specimens for us. We think this probably was also a pregnant female, so there's not much we could have gained from taking this shark. Pregnant females - we'd like to keep those out in the ocean."
Oh, and this from Bucky:
"I almost thought he was going to cry, he was so disappointed," Dennis said. "He told me he didn't want me to ever kill a big shark like this again."
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That's right, Bucky. Real men do cry at ignorance, stupidity, and greed.

Bucky, you suck--hard.
Patric over at Underwater Thrills blogged this well before us. He has the Shark Diver's take. Read it.
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--Sharky
54 comments
Fuck him. Seriously.
Bp
The guy knows where to find and target pregnant females, why? They weigh more. Blame not "Bucky" - change the rules and get pregnant animals off the target list.
If there is a way to receive a "record" for anything,they'll be an idiot who tries. Case in point the guy who took a pogo stick around the planet...backwards...twice.
Idiots are a dime a dozen mate.
Rule makers are juicier targets.
--Sharky
Jake, Sweden
Obviously you have a mind of a 12 year old, for claiming that sharks are 'gay'. If you think that sharks are homosexual, you should have said, but taking from context, you are claiming that sharks are happy. Think before you type arrogant, non-contextual comments. Obviously you've never seen this website before, since there is a whole lot of evidence in it that killing sharks is a very ignorant, inhumane, egomaniacal, and is done by people with a Napoleon complex. Additionally, killing all of them will result in an ecological disaster, that will cause a ripple effect, and will eventually be harmful to many people, animals, and environments. Although you, D-Qwon, may be as ignorant as Bucky Dennis, you should realize this and formulate a new mentality about sharks.
Sincerely, abpishark1973
To everyone else, I think that He-Who-Channels Sharky summed the situation up well, and I strongly suggest that Bucky never fish for sharks ever again. To think that some (insert your own insult) fisher'man' took the lives of 56 animals in one setting is ultimately ghastly and horrifying. Why do these people exist? ...And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. To think that people wish that people would kill a magnificent, beautiful, and one of the world's oldest living animals makes a person angry, emotional, and wonder where the world has gone.
Thanks again, abpishark1973, your comments are right on as usual.
--Sharky
Well to answer the guy from Sweden's question, No there are no laws currently in existence that protect sharks from situations like this. Though hammerhead numbers are low, they are not particularly uncommon. I am from the same coast as Bucky but I live closer to Tampa so he and I are hours away from each other, nor do I know him. I personally am not against shark fishing. I do however believe in catch and release, unless you intend to eat your catch. However, there was no way he was going to attempt to eat a 1000 pound plus hammer head. I find it particularly disturbing that he brought back his kill knowing the shark was pregnant. I particularly think that his catches on both occasions should be disqualified and stricken from the records because they were pregnant females sharks. His last catch had 55 pups inside. That added weight should be considered cheating in my eyes. If the consider it cheating to catch large pregnant sharks then we wouldn’t run into problems like this. In addition, I think everyone should have to practice catch and release on all fish and sharks up to a certain weight. Because really after a certain weight you’re realistically your not going to eat the fish, it’s a trophy take a picture, release and move on. Umm, abpishark1973 I think you took that “sharks are gay” quote a little to seriously. Obviously some kid goofing off. Don’t waste your time with someone just razzin ya. I get where Bucky’s coming from, but that’s the old school ignorant way of thinking. We have to respect and protect our ocean. Bucky, his way of thinking is the reason it is the way it is now. Come on Bucky get with the program!
b. spiteful & depressed
or c. all of the above
GET A LIFE & FIGHT FOR SOME REAL HUMAN CAUSES U IDIOTS!!!!!!
How is Port Charlotte this time of year?
Do you guys share the same computer because:
A. You are all in community college together?
B. You are at some Gay fishing clubhouse?
C. Are actually sitting in Bucky's living room?
I will not reply to all of the comments because you are trolls from the same IP address. But I will say this. Human Beings are not endangered, Great Hammerheads are. That is why.
Oh and, Selena. If you did Bucky once, you must be either his sister or mother. Am I right?
--Sharky
May I suggest you attempt to diss Sharky before you crack your second six pack on a Wednesday morning? You are such Chum Slick fodder. Oh, and ask your Intelligent Design teacher to explain the word Ecology to you. Trust me, it is not what your mother is screaming while you are having sex with him [sic].
Snook? You'll have to define your small world terminology. Is that Snook Shark, Common Snook the gamefish or your dietary mainstay of Snooks Candies aka Peanut Brittle? And the oxymorons have me rolling in laughter, 'Buck's manhood...'. I must agree with one point you have made: '... I mean humans are animals too ...' thanks for bringing that one truly home.
Say hello to everyone in the Port Charlotte Harbor View Mobile Home Park, kudos on figuring out how to blog on a computer and for having gotten into high school, most impressive. Welcome to The Chum Slick & happy trolling.
Oh, while you're working at the "law firm", you might want to look up some statistics about what will happen when sharks are extinct due to overfishing and the capture of pregnant female sharks. Might make you think twice about that karma that will "catch us all".
Personally, I'd love to meet Bucky Dennis in person. Anyone who can consciously allow himself to be called "Bucky" has to be some sort of functional retard. Not much of a challenge.
I just LOVE people that get SOOOO easily annoyed yet find it comical to verbally attack someone over an animal that I CAN PROMISE you (like that EMPHASIS?????????) will NEVER BE EXTINCT. Do you even fish? Go yourself to Boca Pass & see the TONS (CAPITAL FOR SURE!) of sharks eating TARPONS.....OH MY.....those sharks are NEXT to be blamed....tarpons are being killed daily i.e. the food chain by these sharks................GOD LOOK AT ALL OF OUR OCEAN PROBLEMS!!!!It really gives you a reality check & makes you feel better about our real problems. If someone named "Bucky" is named after a functional retard- then why don't you reveal your REAL name Mr.Perfect/Holier than thou/President of the sharks....scared?? Well, gotta go lay on my back for some REAL work...I am so HAPPY you think I am comical anyways. LOL
Racist? I made no racial references or inferences of any kind and take offense to that remark.
As for perverted, I will concede that I am perverted but not even remotely as perverted as killing beautiful creatures in an attempt to establish my masculine domination over nature and brazenly posing next to it in a public venue for social recognition.
Nor would I extrapolate that sharks are in no danger of extinction simply because I witnessed some Bull Sharks attacking hooked Tarpon in the Boca Grande Pass, a common occurrence.
Educated statistics place between 60 to 80 million (that's six zeros) sharks are removed from the worlds oceans annually as catch and bycatch, with an estimated half a million individuals caught off of the Eastern seaboard of the United States alone by line fisherfolk. Of these sharks caught by sportsfisherpersons (look it is even sex neutral), the vast majority are landed and then simply discarded as trash. They are not even consumed. Frankly, I personally find this to be not only a waste of a magnificent animal but it also equates to the squandering of public resources.
I prefer to see sharks while diving, to know they are culling sick and dead organisms from the ocean, that they are contributing to establishing and maintaining an ecologically healthy oceanic ecosystem, and to know they exist while someone hums the theme from 'Jaws' on a surfboard next to me. I find that flaunting and destroying nature on such a grand scale, especially by those in a so-called developed country (who should, for all practical purposes, be establishing the means of appropriate sustainable resource use), is particularly disturbing in lieu of the outstanding evidence that it is causing irreparable damage to entire oceanic ecosystems. Killing them for nothing more than sport is purely wasteful and an act which is simply disgustful !
If this angry and vitriolic treatise you espoused is indicative of you and your Legal Firms abilities, I truly fear for your future and the future of your client base. Your angry replies are wholly unsound, based on knee-jerk reactions and a complete lack of research or true interest in the Karmic results of your personal actions. Then again, I think we all know that the Legal Profession largely thrives on this.
I would be very interested in meeting with Messengers Dennis and/or Hudson. If you can compile enough booty from your personal claims injuries cases to afford airplane tickets to the opposite side of the world, please inform me. I simply ask that they become moderately informed about this issue, that means both sides of the argument and educational material that requires a higher than 5th grade reading ability, before I spend any time showing them just how much damage is being done worldwide. If they prefer to arm wrestle in the middle of Main Street, I am up for that too.
I suggest you crack some beers with the kids, get your undies out of a knot as they seem to be pressing quite hard on your pudendum, think about wtf you are saying for a change, and wish you happy times in your future Ambulance Chasing endeavors.
Say hello to everyone in the Port Charlotte Harbor View Mobile Home Park.
You can bust on other people's dicks, careers, kids, education, guess on the panties I wear (which as a typical slut I DON'T) rag on beer drinkers (thank you brave boy but I prefer champangne) & call us out for an armwrestle match (seriously, do you even follow the UFC you pansy) all in the name of a shark.....yes a SHARK that you have never nor WILL EVER meet. I do believe you have a real SICK obsession for sharks - why don't you go get your own shark since I am sure it will bite or lick you in all the right places. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. So get off your lame ass, stop preaching shit you are NO WHERE NEAR QUALIFIED & be happy you are across the world b/c your big mouth can be used as CHUM. Have a nice NOBODY life & we will let you know how fishing goes all summer. Thanks to PEOPLE LIKE YOU that add to all this hype; Buck is booked solid. Obviously you are a loner, no friends, most likely not much of a family & live in a roach infested slum port.
PS Has anybody told you that YOU would have made a great LAWYER; had you completed your GED??
Have a nice anonymous life & hide behind your computer.Jealousy will never get you anywhere...whether it be over the size of a BIG dick or BIG shark.
Make a new site for people that abuse & kill dogs or children - then the whole world would be in accordance with you.
Again I say, go look up some statistics of how the ocean is changing because of overfishing of sharks, pregnant and otherwise. In the meantime, I'm gonna stop feeding the incredibly stupid troll. Have a nice life, whorebag.
If you are ever in the IndoPacific region and want to get in a dive, give me a heads up through Sharky.
I would like to thank you for contributing so many comments to this post. Every time you comment on the post it ensures that it will be highly ranked by Google. This way, every time someone Googles your friend's name, "Bucky Dennis," the first thing that will pop up is that he has a small penis. Great Job!
Also, my fans/friends like Clam and Mel are not sockpuppets. You can tell by the IP address. They are just other kindred souls that hate to see the senseless destruction of endangered species.
Clam: What the hell? You trying to use The Chum Slick as a dating service?
--Sharky
Sharky: give the guy some credit, he has fantastic taste in women!
P.S. I noticed that Cpt. Dennis did not participate so you better start some more websites b/c we could not even count the number of shark carcasses that were showcased. It would have to be closer to the hundred mark.
P.S.S. Whorebags rule & Bucky's dick remains HUGE.
Maybe you are doing it wrong.
Try turning off Championship Wrestling & rolling over next time.
To all of you that have not realized this yet, my previous name on the comments was abpishark1973, and that's for Gmail or Myspace not a name reference. Thus, I changed it to Le Requin, which is French. Why French? I don't know. What I do know is that I've had a lot of things to do, and little time to get them done. They would eventually get done, and I had many distractions. I don't want to be a shut-in and only comment on this website my entire summer. I do check it every now and then, though. Check this song out: Sad Songs (Say So Much) - Elton John. And now, commencing commenting. Wow, an alliteration! This is going to be a Giant Motherfucking Post!
"DanaBell" - Obviously you don't know my strategy. I criticize immature and ignorant comments from trolls like you and other people post and make them look like the moron that they are; thus, I am feeding the trolls. They weren't specifically calling me out, but as a strict supporter of all of selachimorpha, I take responsibility of denouncing these arrogant comments. Plus, I get more argumentative practice when I write these and any other comments. Mr. Dillibough's DBQs and essays did pay off; I can easily make a great argument no matter what the circumstance. Keep it with the anti-ignorant way of thinking, as it will give you power over your affluent counterparts.
"don" - I support your given ideals, but make sure your sentences make sense before you submit them. I'm sure you meant "Here's to hoping that Bucky will fall overboard and some hammerheads get their world record asshole." Someday, I would love to paint a picture of Vic falling overboard and random stupidities happening to Bucky or any other redneck. It's very easy to find rednecks that look like Bucky where I live.
"Selena" - I respect your opinion, but using caps lock barely gets your message across more strongly. It's not going to get the point across any better by using caps lock. You should try not to use a word such as "suck" unless you mean what happens when a vacuum is employed. I see you didn't capitalize 'are' in your second sentence. Are you trying to create discord? You are also using 'words' such as "u" which only make you sound like a teenage girl. I actually fish pretty well, but it's never for sharks or any other animal that is on the IUCN Red List. We also don't fish in the ocean or anything close to it. We fish in a big lake. Get the hint? We never take more than the legal requirement, and we never "trophy" fish. In addition, "PS" usually is not used unless you have written something such as "Sincerely, X" and where you have something additional to say, but did not do so in the body of the letter, memorandum, etc. Just for a joke, I will say, did you think that he's "got a HUGE one" because you've never seen any smaller than him? Since my comment was bigger than Selena's I guess it was a pretty idiotic comment.
"Jake" - Read the comment I made about "Selena". Why do you people always think you're better than everyone else and think that people are jealous of you and your idiotic friends? Maybe it gives you false encouragement. Trust me, the last thing that me, Sharky, or anyone else like us on The Chum Slick think is that we would want to kill an animal that did no harm to us, is perfectly fine in it's environment, and should stay there. For your information, this post was most likely not just about one shark. It was about the entire thing in general. If someone wants to ensure that a species survives, let them be. Again, this is not a website about world hunger, rape, or murder. If you're so concerned about murder, look at the post. "Bucky" did commit murder. By the way, if there is such thing as "REAL PEOPLE & CHILDREN", then what are fake people and children? It's just like when people use the prefix pre-; If you want to know more about that, ask George Carlin. Anyways, if Sharky made this site because he was bored, well that wouldn't happen, because if that is the case, he wouldn't have been so vigilant and somewhat argumentative(Sharky, you need to make better arguments). The shark died, it wasn't just caught. Before 'Bucky' should "beat HIS ass", which seems like something a homosexual would do, he should go out into the middle of the ocean with no equipment and surround him with sharks. We will then see how manly this guy is. Put him by the islands occupied by seals in South Africa. That guy is going to be a selachophobe. My comments are still longer than the originals!
"Dillan" - Read the comment to "Jake" and "Selena". Most multiple choice questions should at least have choices to 'D', and may also contain an 'E' as a choice. Not a very good argument, especially since you only named two things and a "all of the above" as your third. If we wanted to fight for human causes, we would have done so. They don't seem as important as other ones, but some are pretty important. If you want a cause other than supporting sharks, try out Relay For Life by the American Cancer Society. I do! Especially since I had it! If your so concerned about world hunger, plant a garden and give the fruits of your labor to people that need it.
"Todd" - First of all, your name is pretty funny. Again, check out George Carlin about guys named TODD. If you've ever seen the video, you'd understand why I did all caps for Todd, as it reflects the emphasis that George created. Todd can also check out the above three comments about the mysterious people that comment about the same thing. Humans are animals, but not very good ones.
"Steven" - Read above comments. ^^^ It's the same argument.
You're really starting to bum me out, because I am thinking at a higher level than most of you. Since it's .95 probability that I'm younger than you, I feel it is sad that people that are supposedly more mature than I, are commenting on a website dedicated to Elasmobronchii and other causes that it should be more concerned about other things. If you're so concerned about rape and murder, look at what Bucky is doing. If Sharky isn't commenting on them, I might as well do it myself.
With friends like you, I don't even need to check my comments.
Love ya.
--Sharky
I wonder if you were exposed to lead as a baby. Did you like to put shiny things in your mouth? If so, you should get a heavy metals test. You may be able to collect government disability.
--Sharky
If you want to play in the big sandbox, you have to play by the big-boy rules. If you're really 12, maybe your dad should put some filters on your internet search capabilities so that you don't have to read about what all the mean people have to say about your idiot father. Does your dad know you curse like a drunk sailor, or did you inherit that from him?
Somehow I doubt that he'd be too happy knowing that you're inviting random strangers from the internet to come to your house. Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?
Oh, and as a teacher myself, I'd go back to your TAG teachers and tell them they don't know how to teach spelling worth a hot god damn.
SharkFreakMel
Studies have shown that when proper techiques are followed: for example use of circle hooks, use of heavy tackle to shorten fight time, and quick realease at boatside - gamefish can have a catch and release survival rate of nearly 99%. If Bucky would switch to catch and release fishing for the smaller, more releasable sharks and other game fish, he would have my admiration. However, with his current practices, he has earned the contempt of environmentalists and conservation minded sportsmen everywhere.
I appreciate your respect for catch and release fishing, but it still has to be done properly by:
1) The use of a single circle hook. That will nearly always prevent gut hooking.
2) Not targeting fish so large that they require hours of fight before the release. Fish should be brought to the boat quickly before they become exhausted beyond their ability to recover. From speaking with several captains, I have been told that hammerheads are particularly susceptible to death by exhaustion. I enjoy the challenge of catching a large fish on light tackle, but it is not worth the risk to the animal. You can't always do the things you would like to do.
Finally, Bucky caught the biggest hammerhead in the world...so what? Just because it is a record does not make it a good thing. Is having your name in a record book really worth killing the most magnificent hammerhead shark in the ocean?
Why would anyone have trouble believing that someone who misspelled 'dumb' in their post is a straight-A student in a TAG program? Also, you might want to look up the following: hipacrits,
fagots
hamer head shark
happend
babys
becaus
"a 2 1000 plus pound hamer head sharks",
finaly,
dom ,
probly,
smalest
And that was your first post.
So you really aren't helping your "Dad" very much here [Bucky].
No. Sadly, you are contributing to a wide-spread belief that people
who kill sharks for fun are stupid, or at best horribly ignorant.
As for the first-class flaming fucktards who claim to work in [the mailroom of] a law office, who the fuck cares? Half of the lawyers I have met couldn't find their ass in a three way mirror. [Sorry for the word math problem, I'll type slower.] Do us a favor. If you want to impress us, kill each other instead of sharks - the world will be a cleaner place for it.
Luv ya,
H
While I agree with (what I think is) the point of your post, that incivility and insults are not necessary, disagreement is not always a bad thing. There is nothing wrong with objecting to the actions of others when they are causing environmental (or any other type of) damage.
I do find it highly ironic that someone with the idea that people should get along would refer to other posters as "fuckin cocksuckers", "dumb motherfuckers", and suggest that they engage in "butt fuckin".
I am glad to see that Bucky has released his latest catch. Hopefully he used good technique and did not permanently injure the animal. But did you consider that maybe Bucky has developed more of a conservation ethic because of the criticism he received for killing the two giant hammerheads? That criticism was widespread and certainly was not limited to this site.
--Sharky