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Comment from: Le Requin [Member] Email
*****
Tell me it isn't so, because this movie has the worst plot line ever. I agree, this movie(What kind of person would make such a movie?) does make Shark in Venice and Shark Swarm look good. If I didn't see this on your blog, the first minute of this trailer I would have no idea what the movie was about. All I saw in the trailer was random quotes such as "rilla in manilla" and "it rises", a horrible looking CGI shark, a blob with sticks on it, and a whole lot of shaking planes and boats. When would this crazy movie come out, though?
05/12/09 @ 19:15
Comment from: Le Requin [Member] Email
Did any of you happen to see the premiere of this movie on SYFY? It was August 29th at nine. Before it was Malibu Shark Attack(of which I saw the lame ending), and after was Spring Break Shark Attack(of which I saw the lame first five minutes). Of course, I saw the Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus movie. If you didn't see it, well, you didn't miss much. The entire movie was either CGI, a set, at a beach, or a zoomed in video of a guy with a gun in front of a building where the next scene takes place. Half of the videos are repeated. There's one clip where the shark swims from center to the right that is repeated about ten times in the film. Some of which are just the video mirrored so the shark swims to the left. The movie's favorite effect is the camera flash in between scenes or clips. The acting was pretty sad. Any action scene in the trailer was not followed by anything else in the movie; the shark attacking the plane was the same in the movie as it was in the trailer. Half of the time I had no idea what anyone was doing, or why some scenes had anything to do with the movie. Nobody had a good plan in the movie, and people just were doing stupid things. At one point in the movie they thought about just nuking both of them. Overall, the movie could have been condensed into a half an hour. Every action scene was followed by nothing. They didn't say anything of what happened to the plane, the Golden Gate Bridge, the numerous boats and subs, or anything else. Nothing in this movie was thought out. Why were the pheromones actually green glow sticks poured into a container? Why was the picture of Megalodon the same one that I have seen before on the internet? How did the two come back to life after being frozen? Why did the scene where the two broke out of the ice look like the scene in Jaws III where Jaws broke into the control room? The answer is it was a very cheap movie with cheesy CGI by Little Juggernaut, and it deserves one star out of five. It was as stupid as I thought it would be.
08/30/09 @ 13:53
Comment from: Giant Motherfuckin Clam [Visitor]
Uhh did I click on IMDB here? Tnks for the review though but TMI!

Movies with Shark in the title worth watching:

Eagle vs. Shark, you really need to see this Le Requin ... trust me!
Bamboo Shark, at least it is amusing comedy
The Shark and The Piano, animated short
Tiko and The Shark, remade as Beyond The Reef, very Sharky friendly
Loan Shark, great film noir of the most dangerous kind of shark
The Shark Is Still Working, documentary on making Jaws aka The Making of the Great White Poop
Omoo-Omoo The Shark God, Herman Melville butchered
Blue Shark Hash, at least it tries to be amusing comedy
Sharkman, if you really need a dose of awful moviemaking that doesn't degrade sharks
or Shark-Man, totally rocking Sharky Comic and saver of New Venice City is your cup-o-joe:
michaelmay.us/08blog/0103_sharkman03.jpg
and
swimatyourownrisk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/blogger/blogger/7194/799/1600/SharkMan.jpg

Total Sharky respect can be found at:
Requiem @ youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xBCrbax0s
Island of the Great White Shark @ islandofthegreatwhiteshark.com/
and of course
Shark Water @ sharkwater.com

And you said you were oh so busy, tsk tsk! Busy? Busy watching crap!
Keep up the Sharky-ness
08/30/09 @ 14:51
Comment from: TheFrontline [Visitor] · http://www.thefrontlinemovie.com
woww.. nice article buddy.. thanks for sharing. keep posting :)
07/03/10 @ 15:09
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08/16/10 @ 06:32
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I enjoyed reading this, like your blog layout too. Must be wordpress?
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08/26/10 @ 03:02
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Yikes this definitely takes me back, a good fast read.
09/02/10 @ 18:56
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09/02/10 @ 22:54
Comment from: Godparent Gifts [Visitor] · http://www.godparentgifts.co.uk
Yikes this really takes me back, needed some more images maybe.
09/05/10 @ 07:47
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Wow this definitely takes me back, emailing this to my friends asap.
09/06/10 @ 10:02

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