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Marines Are Supposed to Kill People, Not Sharks

We know that the U.S. Marines are trained to kill, but since when are Tiger Sharks a military target? The jarhead on the left is Staff Sergeant Hollingsworth. He likes killing Tiger Sharks. A lot. He claims to have killed 4 large Tiger Sharks off of Parris Island, South Carolina over the past week. This begs the question: Aren't there more important things for this Marine to be doing? Isn't the United States involved in a couple of wars? So now that he has very likely destroyed the Tiger Shark Breeding stock off Parris Island, what is next for the good Sergeant? Who cares. Would someone please deploy this tool before he does any more damage to South Carolina's native wildlife. There is plenty of native life for him to kill overseas.
Can anyone help Sergeant Slaughter find legitimate wet work?
Someone, please give Sergeant Shark Slaughter a tour of duty,
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--Sharky
6 comments
Maybe a landlocked posting would be best for our working tax dollars.
CAR posting watching UNIMOG rape & pillage, maybe Umm Qasr would keep him too busy to reek havoc on wildlife.
Those 4 sharks are no more than a threat to you, him, me or your kids than the electrical toaster you are about to stick a metal fork in. I much more prefer having them in the ocean doing their very 'meaningful' job.
Shoutout to Messrs. Sharky and Clammy: Happy New Year, darlings ;o)
Love,
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--Sharky