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Cthulhu is Here, and Believe Us, He's Pissed.
La Jolla, California was hit by a 4.0 magnitude quake this morning. The epicenter was 19 miles off shore. Minutes later a school of Dazed 40-pound Humboldt Squid beached themselves at La Jolla shores...sure emissaries from Cthulhu and other Great Old Ones.
People are afraid of Sharks? Wait until one of these monsters swims up to you, wraps its testicles around your head and whispers unspeakable alien horrors into your ear...that is until it eats your ear with it's razor-sharp beak. Don't bother staying out of the water, they can reach you telepathically too.
--El Tiburon
6 comments
Comment from: Shark Diver [Visitor] · http://www.sharkdivers.com
ummmm sharky, that would be "tenticles" would it not, because damn, if it isn't I am NEVER going in the water again!
07/13/09 @ 11:25
Comment from: el tiburon [Member] 
Tentacles, Testicles...bah...I'm standing by my Freudian typo!
--El Tiburon
--El Tiburon
07/13/09 @ 14:46
Comment from: SharkFreakMel [Visitor]
I'm trying to get the visual of testicles wrapped around someone's head...weird, but kinda kinky. Asphyxiation by balls. What a way to go.
No one ever said this was a family site, right Sharky?
No one ever said this was a family site, right Sharky?
07/13/09 @ 14:56
Comment from: Shark Diver [Visitor] · http://www.sharkdivers.com
Of course "Tentacles" might even be the propoer spellingh of it;)
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
07/13/09 @ 19:56
Comment from: Giant Motherfuckin Clam [Visitor]
Death by cold giant testicles ... phewwwwww shivers at the thought.
Keep em horrified Sharky!
Keep em horrified Sharky!
07/13/09 @ 21:26
Comment from: Caress [Visitor]
That was brilliant. Psychology was always my favorite subject.
07/13/09 @ 22:39
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