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Most Empty Threat Ever
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The Western Australian Department of Fisheries have released details surrounding the protocol of their Shark Hazard committee. They are threatening to hunt down any Shark that bites a human. They say they will shoot the Shark in the head and then saw the Shark in half until its spine is severed. They will then hang the mutilated Shark on a hook to bleed out. Cheeky! They go on to say that this extreme prejudice will be shown in only "extreme circumstances" where a particular Shark poses an "immediate danger to the public." In other words, this is just a public relations piece to make some beach-goers feel a bit better about their watersports. Oh, and the department of fisheries is making it clear that White Sharks will be spared because they are a protected species. Read: empty threat.
While Bulls and Tigers will party down, it is the Whites that your common beach-goer is afraid of.
[Insert your own punchline here.]
--Sharky
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As for this post, what utter bull to the shit. It's funny that we wouldn't do this to rogue serial killers without civil liberties unions shitting a brick and a half apiece, but they'll do it to a fish that is acting solely on its natural instincts and has adapted to humans invading its territory. It's amazing what people will do in the name of feeling secure.
Though I can't say I'd cry a river if a real picture of Nic Cage being snapped in two by a shark surfaced somewhere. Wishful thinking.
Glad to see you're back with us sir.
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