Best. Photoshopping. Ever. You look good as a redhead.

Nice doo O'Sharky!
Hope your New Year brings you tonnes of mullet.
Cheers to you too Mel, hope'n you have a ripper.

Back atcha, Clammy, may the next 12 months be filled with plenty of badass posts for my enjoyment.

I'll have to admit, that's some crazy huge Conan O'Brien hair you've got there, Sharky. Now you're all ready to be a comedian! Cheers to a great year for the Chumslick! To Sharky, El Tiburon, Ms. Sharky, SharkFreakMel, Giant Motherfuckin Clam, and all of you other Chumslickers, I hope you all have a safe, great, and Sharkalicious year. By the way, is "I'm With Coco" a pun since it could go along the lines of: "I'm With Cocos Island, the sanctuary for Ocean life and the despised Shark finning industry?" Also, have you checked harrassment@summeroftheshark.com lately? I believe I sent an e-mail there.

Beau jour!
--Le Requin

Hey Sharky(or any other Chumslicker), I just found a huge hornet's nest: http://bonnevivante.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/love-hate/. It's swarming with ignorance, very sensible people, people that should be punched in the face, and is just simply buzzing "The Chumslick". As an understatement, I am wagging my finger at the one who agitated this. How's that for an extended metaphor?

Le Requin: First, a very happy year to you too, doll! Second: Went to the link you posted. That slag clearly thinks that the world is her bowl of shark fin soup and so long as she's happy, it doesn't matter what had to die to make that happen. The commenters did a halfway decent job of telling her what's what, but I think they were far too gentle for someone who had the balls to say, "God put it here for me to eat so I’m gonna just eat it. Dolphins are another story. Those are cute...But eat the predators I say! Sharks freak me out in any case." Apparently being a bonne vivante means your sense of entitlement is higher than everyone else's and you get to be a vapid whorebag who can laugh about the systematic slaughter of apex predators because they're not cute! LULZ!!!!!11. Ugh. Oooh I'm Korean, whatEVER. Fuck off, Margaret Cho, no one gives a shit about your adventures.

Thanks for posting this, though ;o)

"Eating My Way Through Life"
What an appropriate oxymoron for sheer gastronomic chutzpah!
I'd rather eat used tire rubber, less chewy and more nutritious.

Thanks Le Requin and 'Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulér' for the New Year.

Happy New year to everyone!! I went to that blog to leave a comment too, I think that the blogger wasn't much at fault, but the ignorant comments by people defending the blogger certainly is...

Awesome photoshop Sharky, I'm glad I'm not the only one who had the same idea and I did one called I'm with Cocopod. It's no shark, but I lead more towards puns. I tried putting a couple different links but they get blocked when I tried to post them.