Category: Monkeys and Apes!
Alert! Chimp Attack Victims Share 98.6% DNA with Chimps! They Are Werechimps!
Researchers from the Bananadine Institute of Eastern Coney Island have leaked the shocking results of years of genetic tests. It turns out that human victims of Chimpanzee attacks all have approximately 98.6% of their DNA sequences in common with their a… more »
Protip: You are not Jane Goodall, Chimps are not pets.
You have all probably heard about this because it has been all over the news. Some of the 911 tapes have been released of Sandra Herold informing the police that her pet Chimpanzee Travis was in the process of eating her friend Charla Nash alive. If you… more »
Pictures Often Speak Louder than Words
You can just smell how good this must taste.
I could have very easily just left this picture here with no explanation, because some pictures just speak for themselves, but here is your explanation:
This is a Colobus Monkey having its fur grilled of… more »
Curveball!
Okay, it is a slow news day...unless you care about the Nikkei index or are related to Jennifer Hudson. Um, here is something a bit more up our alley.
Um, not really.
Screw it,
--Ms Sharky
technorati tags: Jennifer Hudson, Nikkei, Methamp… more »
Bottomfeeder: The Most Important Book You'll Read All Summer.
Taras Grescoe is Sharky Approved.
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Taras Grescoe has managed to publish a book that matters in a publishing industry full of romance novels, right wing manifestos, self-help, and movie novelizations. He is the author of Bottomfeeder: How to E… more »
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