More details are trickling in about Sunday's jam fest involving 49-year-old Austrian diver Markus Groh. The poor guy got jammed to death off Great Isaac Cay while attempting to hand feed Sharks with Jim Abernethy's Scuba Adventures. They are now saying that he was bitten on the leg by a large Bull Shark.

Hand Feeding Bull Sharks is Extremely Responsible Recreation!

We love all Sharks here at The Chum Slick, but we do have to say something is special about Bull Sharks. They are kind of like the Crack Heads of the Shark world. They are mean, crazy, and weird, and while we are not trying to talk shit about this species, let's just say that they are not to be trusted. They have more Testosterone pound for pound than any other animal on earth. That goes for the females too.

Bull Sharks even have more testosterone than Steroid Jesus!

Here is the last thing Markus Groh saw before he was fatally bull-jammed:

What a pretty dinghy!

George Burgess, the main man at the International Shark Attack File said that this was the first fatal Shark bite classified as "provoked" due to the hand feeding of sharks.

Read.

Juiced!

--Sharky

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