Seriously, you have all cashed your last bad checks...you are fucked!

Do you see what that is, bitches? It's a White Whale!

This White Whale was spotted off the Aleutian Islands of Alaska. This isn't Migaloo either. Migaloo is a Humpback Whale. This Alaskan White Whale is a 30-foot 10,000-pound Killer Whale...HELL YEAH!

As you can see from these awesome pics the Whale has some yellowish-brown pigmentation. This leads researchers to conclude that it is not a true albino but just has a strange and rare coloration. But you and I now the truth! It is clearly a harbinger of doom for the human race! It is about time too. Although this White Whale is part of a fish eating pod of Killer Whales rather than an marine mammal eating pod...don't let that lure you into a false sense of ease...LEAVE ALL WHITE WHALES ALONE...metaphorically or otherwise.

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JESUS CHRIST! This is the sculpture hanging out in the outdoor baptistery of Shandon Baptist Church in Columbia, S.C.

--El Tiburon

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