The Georgia Aquarium is no longer satisfied with just killing Whale Sharks and Beluga Whales and are now setting their sights on killing Dolphins. They have just announced $110-million-plans for a 84,000-square-foot, 1.3-million-gallon Dolphin exhibit. It is scheduled to be open in 2010. Everyone should prepare themselves now for stories of deadly neglect and mystery illnesses. Remember Marina? How about Ralph? Norton? Gasper?

In other Dolphin news an extremely rare and endangered Gangetic Dolphin was found dead on the outskirts of Lucknow, India. There have been conflicting reports as to whether the Dolphin died of "natural causes" or was beaten to death by villagers. It is hard to say as there are two propaganda forces at work here. 1) There is the--poor people are stupid and brutal and need to be controlled and exploited camp. 2) There is the--there is nothing to see in Lucknow, everything is fine camp. Both are shitty camps, let's just hope that no more Gangetic Dolphins are killed in Lucknow. Here is a picture of the Gangetic Dolphin, complete with broken face--presumably from natural causes:

Read.

What they don't realize is that Dolphins posses the unique ability to stimulate peoples' Titty Chakra. If you want your Titty Chakra stimulated you should not kill or imprison Dolphins.

As Sharks are not mammals, we do not have titties.

--Ms Sharky

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