Actually, if we had our way they would also lose their shriveled little testicles, the vote, and would be forced to wear helmets, but we digress...

Colin Sherman was fishing off the beach at Glinks Gully, New Zealand when he claims to have found a dead 7-foot Great White Shark at the end of his line...hmmmmmm....sound suspicious?
Who is in worse shape, Colin or the dead Shark?

Mr Sherman believes the shark was a juvenile, perhaps a month old, which he says denotes the mother is probably swimming around in the vicinity. He says the shark was dead when he got to it.

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A 7-foot one-month-old Great White, Colin? You gotta lay off the sauce. There isn't a Great White cunt large enough to squeeze something that big out. A baby Megalodon was never even that big. Nice story though about the thing being dead before you got to it and having a mother somewhere in world...What the fuck New Zealand, you guys need to get with the rest of the free world and tighten up your Sharking regulations. In 2008, a fisherman should fear having their picture taken with a threatened species, whether the kill was intentional, accidental(unlikely), or anything else.

Oh, and here is something that was more likely than Colin's Shark being dead when he found it. Global Warming has really been laying havoc to middle America. Look what happened on Monday in Cedar Rapids, Iowa!
Believe!

--Sharky

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