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The Wrong George: He Dead!

Not since the death of Hunter S. Thompson has their been so much gnashing of teeth. George Carlin, died yesterday of heart failure. He was 71. He was one of the funniest people to ever suffer the horrors of the world. It was George's comedy that got he-who-channels-Sharky through school without feeding himself to Sharks. There is plenty of Shark news we could be reporting on right now, but out of respect for the master there will be no more posts today.
Why does Carlin have to die? Why not Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, or Larry the Cable Guy? Why not another guy named George?
Oh, well...the world is now a bit less funny...
"Fuck hope!"--George Carlin
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--Sharky
technorati tags: George Carlin, Hunter S. Thompson, Carlos Mencia, Free Speech, Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy
1 comment
PLEEEEEASE smote Carlos Mencia, or at least make him get in an accdent that horribly disfigures his tongue so I never have to listen to 'duh di duh' on commercial breaks from the real shows on Comedy Central like The Daily Show and The Colbert Show.
