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Athletic Achievement and Failure
Achievement:
Amanda Beard, Olympic Gold Medal swimmer. This is the PETA ad that has Beijing all upset. Big Deal, you can't even see nip or bush. She has been much more nude. Google her.
Failure:
He who channels Sharky, freelance writer, Shark blogger, and failure at snorkeling. Also, Papa Krasny, accomplished engineer and amateur triage surgeon.
Enjoy the Olympics nerds,
--Sharky
technorati tags: Beijing, China, Olympics, PETA, Amanda Beard, Google, blogging, Athletics, swimming, engineering, snorkeling
13 comments
Comment from: ehme [Visitor] · http://www.otherpeoplesrecpes.com
I love that freaking picture so much. The one where you are bleeding, not the naked chick.
08/11/08 @ 08:10
Comment from: Finster Quinn [Visitor]
I love that Papa's still got his gear on. Like a makeshift surgeon's mask.
08/11/08 @ 13:57
Comment from: sharky [Member] 
Ehme: A certain assistant D.A. from NYC seems to think that the bleeding of He who channels Sharky is so funny she wants to make it a screen saver at work.
Finster: Poppy Kras is quite the Renaissance man. He is as quick with the puns as he is with the Neosporin.
--Sharky
Finster: Poppy Kras is quite the Renaissance man. He is as quick with the puns as he is with the Neosporin.
--Sharky
08/12/08 @ 01:18
Comment from: Giant Clam .... 'Big' geeeez [Visitor]
Amanda didn't get any play in Asia ... at all.
I wonder if it is the totally blatant disregard for animals
or those hips? You'd think she would at least be getting her 15 minutes on some of the awkwardly sexually repressed, giggling like a 15 year old, blogs.
PS. Papa Kras looks just like my Bro in the ER, we related?
Keep em bleeding Sharky!
Big .... I mean really .... Giant and you know it!
I wonder if it is the totally blatant disregard for animals
or those hips? You'd think she would at least be getting her 15 minutes on some of the awkwardly sexually repressed, giggling like a 15 year old, blogs.
PS. Papa Kras looks just like my Bro in the ER, we related?
Keep em bleeding Sharky!
Big .... I mean really .... Giant and you know it!
08/12/08 @ 04:13
Comment from: sharky [Member]
Hey, I like her hips. Maybe they help her navigate through the water, like a caudal keel.
Papa Kras is the man!
--Sharky
Papa Kras is the man!
--Sharky
08/12/08 @ 14:56
Comment from: Dr. Ugs [Member]
Gross. That broad's got a manlier mug than Kelly Hogan. I Googled her and I found some pics with her a little more naked but there was not the strap-on anal action I had anticipated.
That's fucked up about your foot. Did you have to give the whole ocean AIDS?
That's fucked up about your foot. Did you have to give the whole ocean AIDS?
08/12/08 @ 18:27
Comment from: sharky [Member]
Who the hell is Kelly Hogan, some kind of lesbian singer/songwriter?
She is a professional athlete, we are lucky her head isn't as big as Barry Bonds's.
I only gave the ocean HIV, I am not full-blown yet.
--Sharky
She is a professional athlete, we are lucky her head isn't as big as Barry Bonds's.
I only gave the ocean HIV, I am not full-blown yet.
--Sharky
08/12/08 @ 23:23
Comment from: Captain Indolence [Visitor]
Ah, the near-fatal snorkeling accident. This photo is so funny it makes me want to stab myself in the thigh with a pair of rusty scissors.
"Snorkel!" "Snorkel."
"Beach towel!" "Beach towel."
You are lucky Papa Krasny is good in a crisis.
"Snorkel!" "Snorkel."
"Beach towel!" "Beach towel."
You are lucky Papa Krasny is good in a crisis.
08/13/08 @ 10:35
Comment from: Dr. Ugs [Member]
Oops I meant Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke Hogan (aka The White RuPaul):
Fuck. I was gonna put a picture here but this cheezy site won't let me.
Like you said, Google her.
Fuck. I was gonna put a picture here but this cheezy site won't let me.
Like you said, Google her.
08/13/08 @ 13:44
Comment from: sharky [Member]
*SNAP**SNAP*
"Alpie! Neosporin! Gauze! Stat!"
Shouldn't it be Mrs. Captain Indolence now?
--Sharky
"Alpie! Neosporin! Gauze! Stat!"
Shouldn't it be Mrs. Captain Indolence now?
--Sharky
08/13/08 @ 14:32
Comment from: sharky [Member]
Dr. Ugs:
You mean this thing?
Christ, I made myself a pair of these denim chaps in college. Maybe I should go on Project Runway
Cheezy? This is a blog. Isn't that redundant?
--Sharky
You mean this thing?
Christ, I made myself a pair of these denim chaps in college. Maybe I should go on Project Runway
Cheezy? This is a blog. Isn't that redundant?
--Sharky
08/13/08 @ 14:34
Comment from: Giant Clam [Visitor]
WTF? I'm eating here!
Big ... good god .... Fucking HUGE!
Big ... good god .... Fucking HUGE!
08/21/08 @ 15:13
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