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Stephan Baldwin to Make a Bad Movie Worse

From the minds that brought you, well I hope not you, Shark Attack, Shark Attack 2, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, Shark Zone, Raging Sharks, and Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy comes their latest bit of cinéma vérité--Sharks in Venice. What is the best part? It stars "Jesus psycho" Stephen Baldwin. Here watch this shit:
Jesus did not wear hipster hats.

That is some bad hat, Stevie.
So who is Vanessa Johansson, the other name on the movie poster? Stephen's co-star is none other than Scarlet Johansson's sister, proving that less talented siblings like to hang out with one another. The film was shot "on location" in Bulgaria, so not only the Sharks but the sets are sure to feature tons of realism. The film does not yet have a DVD release date in the U.S. So don't hold your breath, fanboys.
We can make fun of this movie all day long, but it is probably better than Shark Swarm. Remember, if Obama wins in November, Stephen Baldwin has threatened to leave the country, so vote early and vote often!
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--Sharky
technorati tags: Sharks, Sharks In Venice, Bulgaria, Vanessa Johansson, Scarlet Johansson, Stephen Baldwin
10 comments
the 'special effects' on these films never ceases to make me cry. From laughter.
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