Not the asshole you expected?

Stephen Baldwin--star of the blockbuster straight to video release--Shark in Venice--had threatened repeatedly over the campaign season that he was going to leave the United States if Obama beat McCain. Let us then be the first to wish him well on his move. Rumor has it that he has already been denied an entrance visa in ten different countries due to their No Douche immigration policies... That joke doesn't exactly work because it is doubtful that Stephen Baldwin could name ten different countries.

Now that this election is over...it is time to return to real business...the Sharks' business!

--Sharky

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