Shameless trophy Shark killer and charter captain Mark "the shark" Quartiano alerted the authorities and the local Pompano Beach, Florida media on Friday claiming to have found a human bone in the belly of a recently caught 9-foot Bull Shark.

“It’s kind of weird,” he said. “I’ve cut thousands and thousands of sharks open and never came across a human bone before. A lot of bones, but not humans.”

[nbc6.net]

Mark has literally killed thousands and thousands of Sharks...including protected species like the Bigeye Thresher. Why he is not sitting in a federal prison right now--let alone still has his captain's license--is testament to how ineffectual wildlife and fisheries management agencies are.

This asshole makes a fortune taking rich insecure assholes out in his dingy Striker-I to kill protected species. I won't link his website here because we don't want to help his Google rating. Google it yourself if you want to see some true douchebaggery.

Broward County Sheriff's deputies said that the six-inch bone Mark found in the murdered Bull Shark was not human. To pull a bullshit stunt like this Mark's business must be sagging lower than his nuts. Mark is lucky that the authorities only checked the bone in the Shark's belly. If they would have looked in the Shark's cloaca they would have found another one of Mark's bones...and that bone is as sure as shit smaller than six inches.

--Sharky

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