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The Strangest Argument in Favor of Legalizing Drugs Ever
Over a ton of cocaine was found inside the carcasses of over 20 frozen Sharks in a Mexican container ship off the Yucatan Peninsula. We can chalk these dead Sharks onto the death toll of the over 6,300 murders last year from the drug war in Mexico. If drugs were legal, none of these deaths would have happened. Let's face it: people are never going to stop using drugs recreationally. Do cocaine, methamphetamine, and heroin kill people? Sure. But not nearly as many people as are killed because drugs are illegal. And now Sharks! I guess a Shark can hold much more dope than a puppy or a dead baby.
Update: Just from looking at the above picture, the number of dead Sharks looks to be more like 50!
Let this be a lesson to you organically-sourced-food-scarfing fair-trade-coffee-slurping yuppie hipsters; your blow comes from somewhere too.
--Sharky
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Anyways, I have had a lot of things going on these past weeks, and I still haven't gotten that comment on Bucky done. It's about ten times longer than this comment, if not larger. Another marvelous thing, my computer just broke. Everything wiped; only external hard drive kept info. GREAT! Bookmarks, Realplayer, some pictures and documents, and other things. FYI, the comment is pushed back. Way back. It will probably take till July to comment on your Redneck Shark Kill post. I have a concert on the week of June 22; Rancid and Rage Against the Machine. I hope some of you are having fun. I bought a book at a garage sale about sharks; here's the book: http://www.amazon.com/Sharks-Seymour-Simon/dp/0064461874
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