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Attention Shark Pornographers: Sharks Are Not Nazis!
Justin Clarke blogs for examiner.com on libertarian issues. He seems very angry that some of us are concerned about dwindling Shark populations and are calling on government agencies to do their jobs and impose strict regulations. We understand that it is the nature of libertarians to oppose government regulation, but we find it hard to believe that most libertarians are as ignorant as Justin Clarke. Listen to this:
Excuse me? A conservation plan? Shouldn’t that read ‘extermination plan'? Let me be clear: I don’t know where these people are getting their numbers, but I think the desirable number of great white sharks is zero. Sharks are the ocean’s Nazis, indiscriminate murderers with black eyes and no souls. In a time of global recession, should we be worrying about sharks and setting money aside to make sure that sharks get a fair shake?
Where would someone get such a dangerously misguided view about Sharks? Oh, Justin tells us:
Sharks scare the hell out of me. I’ve watched enough Discovery Channel to know that sharks are pure killing machines that never sleep and have eyesight poor enough to equate a human with a sealion. They discriminate between the two by ‘test-biting’ which sounds ridiculously like ‘nibbling,’ instead of the far more accurate ‘biting to death.’
There you have it, proof that ignorant people are having their ignorance reinforced by the Discovery Channel's Shark Week pornography. It is useless to expect the Justin Clarke's of the world to speak truthfully and intelligently, but we suspect that the programmers at Discovery Networks should know a bit better. This is precisely why the programmers at Discovery Networks need to grow some ethics and ensure that their Shark Week shows show Sharks in a more responsible light. Because if they don't, there soon won't be enough Sharks left to put on film.
--Sharky
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First Nazi Sharks then Killer Clams!
We are all doomed!
And don't worry, Clam, we won't let the big bad dumbass get you...
Well, I read the blog before it got deleted, and most comments were basically telling him that he's an idiot. I found a blog with about the same stuff in it, but it's apparently supposed to be comedy, not ignorance. RLY? Ya RLY. Search:"Shark Nazi ApacheSavage"
Speaking of sharks and Nazis, and comedy, here's a video at search on youtube:"Ricky Gervais - Animals - Sharks and Nazis"
Also, apparently batman has nunchuks made of sharks. O RLY?
Search:"Chris's Invincible super-blog Most awesome thing ever"
Speaking of idiots, Nazis, Batman, and people commenting about how stupid people are, here's... well, you look at it first. Search:"Vagabondish Extreme Kayak Shark Fishing"
Ya RLY. Idiots doing contradictory things and getting hate comments; As Borat would say, "VERY NICE!" Speaking of repeating myself and Borat, have you heard of Gogol Bordello? Sharky's got it on his list of Sharky music. The guy is like Borat, and he's in a great movie "Everything is Illuminated", which is about Nazis. Well WTF, but didn't we just go in a huge circle with Nazis, Borat, Start Wearing Purple, Idiots, and Batman? Another WTF moment happened when I looked where you got your Shark Nazi picture. I googled it, and saw the exact same picture below it on a newspaper the day before. It's the one with the bull on a toilet. Everything's in a circle, turning round and round. Speaking of repeating myself and turning, I'm listening to "Turn! Turn! Turn!" by "The Byrds". Take that, Avenue B! Sitting in a Russian Bathhouse, not me, not you. Great, my cat threw up again. Random Kitty. Takkun. FLCL. Japanese. Asia. India. Where the "Shores of Silence" movie about Whale Sharks takes place that I saw moments ago. My train of thought is under a Dec. 25th tree, where the train simply goes around in a circle numerous times.
I've got a website, myspace.com/abpishark1973, but it's myspace. Why I have one: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Then beat 'em, then join 'em!" It's a Youtube Poop, the first one I watched--Stoop Kid's afraid to DIE! Great YTP: Search youtube:"Youtube Poop Link and the Faces of Your Face"
I commented on the Sharkmanofcortez's blog, but I don't think he'll allow it to go through. Here's what I wrote(I'm glad I saved it.)"Wow! You're one big pathetic loser! How about fabricating some more stereotypical, apathetic, ignorant, preposterous, skeptical glib on your poorly made blog. Why don't you just relinquish. I've had enough of idiots like you. We are not conservationists. We are not environmentalists. We are not hippies. We are not dreamers nor tree huggers. If we didn't have to put up with all of your nonsense, we wouldn't have to make sure some species survive. The sky is not falling, but there are too many people in this world than it can handle. You make me laugh and want to punch you in the face at the same time. Because I'm not for "an eye for an eye", I won't make stereotypical comments about you, but it would be hilarious. You're attacking sharks because they are EATING? To survive, they have to eat! What would sharks say if they looked at what you were doing? You're killing them! Voodoo science? That seems like an oxymoron. I could write a book on that entire post, it was so horribly though out. When people use stereotypes, it only leads to people thinking that they are idiots."
I guess I should work on the comment for your Bucky Dennis post. I could put my Satire essay about sharks, and my essay on Peter Benchley on this comment, but it would be extremely long.
I shouldn't really give the Discovery Channel a hard time about Shark Week, because without that, I would have never liked sharks so much. It all started to go uphill during Summer 2008, when I played Shark Runners on the Discovery Channel's website... but that's another story.
Unfortunately, this comment contained spam, probably because of the links, so they are replaced by search keywords.
Batman, Borat, Russian Bathouse,... ???
We understand, in the excitement of someone proposing political action based on the enlightening knowledge and erudite information groomed from the grossly overexaggerating and rudely misrepresenting 'Shark Week' (or Month, or Year, or Decade, whatever Discovery has to do to guarantee viewers and up their Neilsen Ratings) you are appalled. IBID!!
The Byrds is good!
Take a little breather.
Thanks Mel, I'm comfy in your claspers.
Even National Geographic has it out for 'The Killer Clam':
youtube.com/watch?v=ZBfviWg7kKM
But we're here for Sharky and Justin Clarke has shown what a wussy he is by pulling his ridiculous tirade off the net.
hmmmmm Young Republicans, slippery-er than sex toys at a GOP convention.
Ergo sharks would hunt erstwhile everywhere xcept the uber Deutscheland.
--Sharky
I found your slick ass website while searching for a 400 pound tumor that my mom told me about.
I can't seem to leave here, All this aquatic stuff is interesting.
Where's the register me button!!!!!
I'll be back :)
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