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It has been a while...
...since we've talked about Shark jams around here. Yeah, I'm sure you have all figured it out by now, we've become bored with them. You can only make fun of a non-issue for so long. In our case...several years. There were two reported Shark Jams in Florida over the 4th of July Weekend. On Saturday a 43-year-old woman was jammed on the leg near a Sandbar in Biscayne National Park. Her injuries were not life threatening. A 12-year-old boogie board girl became Volusia County's 6th partier of the year when she got jammed off Daytona Beach. Her injuries were not life threatening either. There are no photos of either jamming. Instead, want to see something a bit more life threatening?
Aside from the fact that they kill a Shark, what is wrong with this video? The father who looks as if Hunter S. Thompson never had any talent and was a recovered cross-dresser, decides to show his slow children that eating Bull Shark is okay. Bull Shark is not good eating. Bull shark is full of mercury, ammonia, and urea...urea is piss. More importantly, it takes this butterfingers a million years to gut the Shark. If you consider yourself a fisherman, you should be able to stun and a gut a fish in seconds. Screw this guy. Don't kill Sharks. Fishermen, learn your friggin' "craft."
Jeez,
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--Sharky
P.S. On second thought this guy doesn't look like Thompson at all. I guess I just like thinking of Hunter S. Thompson.